guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

(Source: guy, via fuckyeahloldemort)

discovering what turns someone on gives you so much power over them

(via ur-a-toaster-deactivated2014050)

At the Divergent movie

  • Tris: What's your tattoo?
  • Tobias: Do you want to see it?
  • The entire audience: YES

ernoji:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

(via pizza)

kevdied:

i dedicate this boner to u

(via wasntme)

archicide:

why the fuck would you ask me if i’m fine. have you seen me? i’m fine as hell

(via ur-a-toaster-deactivated2014050)

ur-a-toaster:
“-
”
xlovelybliss:
“asvprock:
“Fuck em.
”
Truth.
”

crystallized-teardrops:

my life is a vicious cycle of trying to get my shit together but failing

(via zackisontumblr)

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

(Source: guy, via pizza)

stabs:

why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me

(via pizza)

moshedpit:

geometry, the process:

  • geometry
  • geomecry
  • geomewhy
  • geomebye

(via thefuuuucomics)