guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

(Source: guy, via fuckyeahloldemort)

discovering what turns someone on gives you so much power over them

(via ur-a-toaster-deactivated2014050)

At the Divergent movie

• Tris: What's your tattoo?
• Tobias: Do you want to see it?
• The entire audience: YES

ernoji:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

(via pizza)

kevdied:

i dedicate this boner to u

(via wasntme)

archicide:

why the fuck would you ask me if i’m fine. have you seen me? i’m fine as hell

(via ur-a-toaster-deactivated2014050)

crystallized-teardrops:

my life is a vicious cycle of trying to get my shit together but failing

(via zackisontumblr)

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

(Source: guy, via pizza)

stabs:

why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me

(via pizza)

moshedpit:

geometry, the process:

• geometry
• geomecry
• geomewhy
• geomebye

(via thefuuuucomics)